NPC INBOX

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This is the inbox for expiationnet's NPC characters.

JERRY
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Appointed by the Council to reign in lawlessness in Aldrip, Jerry is a matter-of-fact man that has little time for nonsense. His goals are the Council's goals -- to make sure that peace comes back to the citizens and for the Chosen to carry out the rest of their sentences appropriately.

He is usually in the newly rebuilt City Hall, unless he's apprehending lawbreakers.

Jerry is not his real name, but it's the name that was given to him by a strange, sassy fairy that just seemed to stick. He may grumble about it if said fairy is around, but he's not very keen on giving out his real name, either.

Any lawlessness and rulebreaking or trolling can be sent to Jerry in the various ways listed above in this post. Sentencing proofs will also be sent to this post, with an appropriate subject line.

source @ isopods

Comments

ooc sentencing

[invinciblemikey]

here to your majesty jerry fuckwit

https://drugsnotclubs.dreamwidth.org/579.html?thread=62531#cmt62531

APPROVED

[expi]

A few days, or a week or so later (the longevity of his side effects are up to you), the penalty brought on by the Sentencing starts to subside.

It seems that the Council is satiated... for now.

[finalrun]

One - Knives going to work at Silco's flower shop (thread in progress...)

Two - helping out at the farm! (thread in progress...)

APPROVED + backdated obvs

[expi]

oh my god i forgot all about this--

A few days, or a week or so later (the longevity of his side effects are up to you), the penalty brought on by the Sentencing starts to subside.

It seems that the Council is satiated... for now.

ooc: sentencing

[solitarysoul]

levi joined a cause which is totally what the council wanted here

and he helped get organs back if that counts for something shorter term

APPROVED

[expi]

A few days, or a week or so later (the longevity of his side effects are up to you), the penalty brought on by the Sentencing starts to subside.

It seems that the Council is satiated... for now.

ooc sentencing unless you wanna get wild with it

[quizpersona]

Hey so sorry in advance.

First of all he not only double downed on committing crime I daresay he triple downed on it.

re: #1 organ theft — Does having his soul leashed from the gal he yoinked the organs from count as giving compensation for his crime? Huh Council? What do you think

re: #2 turn in someone "close" to you — Hey so there's this salary man who committed the crime of abduction. According to the council's own wording it's technically "close" to him because it's a persona he's wearing. That's comparably as genuine as the persona(s) he always wears so you could argue the salary man is his own entity. 🫵 Watch your wording council 🫵 or else you might hear from his lawyer ok

FAILED.

[expi]

Gogol's side effects at least start to subside after the due date for the Sentencing. He may even think that he got away with it.

Until the 13th, when the event starts.

He wakes up on the day of the event transformed into the alter ego he was so keen on looking like after his death. He will literally believe he's that salary man, and won't have any access to Gogol's memories, abilities, or skills. This will last until the end of the month.

That's what you get for being a piece of shit, Gogol.

ooc sentencing

[bonobos]

he was a good boy and it got him kidnapped by the dude above this comment you see what you cause jerry

being honest with minato

got dara's lung back for her

MADE MTHE MISTAKE OF HAVING AN HONEST CONVERSATION WITH A CLOWN

APPROVED

[expi]

A few days, or a week or so later (the longevity of his side effects are up to you), the penalty brought on by the Sentencing starts to subside.

It seems that the Council is satiated... for now.

sentencing

[mapsio]

Haru absolutely couldn’t rat anyone out. 👊😔

FAILED.

[expi]

Haru's side effects at least start to subside after the due date for the Sentencing. She may even think that he got away with it.

Until the 13th, when the event starts.

She will find herself unable to use any of her Persona powers for the duration of the month, along with some of the more useful skills that might give her an edge during the event. What skills those are are up to you.

sentencing

[feintofhart]

the threads haven't really gotten anywhere yet RIP but!!! the threads in which he is going to be showing his true self are with:

ange
vash
ethlyn

APPROVED

[expi]

A few days, or a week or so later (the longevity of his side effects are up to you), the penalty brought on by the Sentencing starts to subside.

It seems that the Council is satiated... for now.

ooc: sentencing

[rebellions]

SINCERELY, FUCK JERRY

But first things first - you could say that Ragna has made some attempt to do something one could consider a hobby, including angrily murdering local monsters (probably not great for anger management tbh), cooking (which has always been his hobby btw), and feeding stray cats (always fun). So that's nice?

Thing is, he has most definitely NOT done so in order to appease the Council, and would loudly deny trying to follow their orders if asked. As such, whether it counts as a sincere attempt at doing better, or just a coincidence that doesn't really count for the sentencing... that's for the Council to decide.

Also, FUCK JERRY

APPROVED

[expi]

A few days, or a week or so later (the longevity of his side effects are up to you), the penalty brought on by the Sentencing starts to subside.

It seems that the Council is satiated... for now.

ooc: sentencing

[earnedmystripes]

Yeah he did not do the thing. Excited for him to reach the find out stage.

FAILED.

[expi]

Kotetsu's side effects at least start to subside after the due date for the Sentencing. He may even think that he got away with it.

Until the 13th, when the event starts.

For the rest of the month, he'll lose his memories and identity as Wild Tiger. He will retain no applicable abilities that he would have alongside that identity, either. He will be a (mostly) normal guy...

sentencing

[skelters]

i am sorry i haven't actually got to doing the threads because my life is exploding (i am so sorry) but i have plans w/ claude and richard and matt MURDERDOCK (i will link threads TBC)

but also..... fuck you jerry (respectfully, NOT)

text;

[notthekingpin]

Hey Jer-bear! I need a favor. Not for me, but for a friend. You see, she's got a birthday coming up and the thing she definitely wants most isn't from here. Given your connection with, well, everything, surely a man like you can help move things through the multiverse, right? You help me, I'll help you. It's for a good cause. You wouldn't let a girl down for her birthday, would you?

[expi]

[Jer-bear...]

I'm not in the business of doing favors. I don't need anything in particular done.

action

[enthraller]

As soon as he overhears that people have started getting sentencing messages again, Saralegui heads straight over to the doors of City Hall to camp and wait for Jerry. The guy's gotta show up at some point in all this.

While he's waiting, he goes ahead and gives the door a try. Might as well see if he can just skip the Jerry part and go straight to the final boss.]

[expi]

[yeah, the door doesn't budge. but Jerry does appear behind Saralegui.]

Did you need something?

ooc: sentencing

[cursegod]

she wrote "apology" letters to the clown

Council said nothing about the condition they needed to be in.

APPROVED

[expi]

A few days, or a week or so later (the longevity of his side effects are up to you), the penalty brought on by the Sentencing starts to subside.

It seems that the Council is satiated... for now.

Text;

[conflictresolution]

As I cannot find written documentation of the laws here, I require confirmation as the existence of one or two prior to considering my next venture.

Is prostitution illegal? If it is, is it the act of paying for sex or the prostitutes selling that is illegal?

[Nuance matters. Massage parlor versus brothel.]

[expi]

And what sort of venture are you considering, with your first question such as this?

text

[opheliac]

so about my sentence, may i be excused? i dont feel good.

physical mail

[finalfrontiersman]

[ The package arrives via courier at City Hall bright and early, around 7AM.

Jim’s taken all the precautions he can, but he’s not confident it will do much to hide his identity. Clearly, though, he could give a fuck, because he’s doing it anyway. He’d tried to find Jerry’s place of residence and/or local haunts, he’d tried to find a subtler way into City Hall (one that didn’t even require a little bit of property damage!) - and this was the best he could do. So take the shot you’ve got, right?

It’s a nondescript, flat box that can’t be that much bigger than a book. It’s addressed to Jerry, and Jim even splurged and paid for signature confirmation upon delivery.

Should Jerry choose to open it, the spring lock mechanism will trigger, and shoot glitter everywhere. He and Spock overclocked the damn thing for a radius of six feet, so hopefully it gets Jerry and everything he’s ever owned and loved. If he doesn’t open it, the box will unload itself at precisely 9:34, AKA, Fuck You O’Clock.

When the glitter settles and the fog of war clears, a second little mechanism will trigger, flipping a condom out of the box. On the back in bold letters:

GET FUCKED

ooc: sentencing

[opheliac]

Oh BTW. She is failing this, so going to go ahead and say that before I forget.

FAILED.

[expi]

No matter what role they have in the gnosia event, they will be at a general disadvantage for the entirety of the event. For example: game abilities (doctor, guardian angel) could potentially fail at any time during the event. Crew will be more likely to be targeted by gnosia or AC followers. Followers will be be less convincing and will have a harder time deceiving targets. Gnosia themselves may either be less convincing in deception, have a likelihood that their insta-kill ability could fail, or could even find their need to kill amped up and difficult to control.

Sentencing

[drugsnotclubs]

Shinji played a part in the worst PSA known to man but also never really addressed whether murder is unforgivable or why so his fate is in your hands, moddies.

FAILED.

[expi]

No matter what role they have in the gnosia event, they will be at a general disadvantage for the entirety of the event. For example: game abilities (doctor, guardian angel) could potentially fail at any time during the event. Crew will be more likely to be targeted by gnosia or AC followers. Followers will be be less convincing and will have a harder time deceiving targets. Gnosia themselves may either be less convincing in deception, have a likelihood that their insta-kill ability could fail, or could even find their need to kill amped up and difficult to control.

OOC Sentencing

[theskyaccepts]

Part 1 and Part 2

He's still not sure if he deserves this but he did it anyway without even Cursing Jerry (to say something of Origami Steve)

APPROVED

[expi]

A few days, or a week or so later (the longevity of his side effects are up to you), the penalty brought on by the Sentencing starts to subside.

It seems that the Council is satiated... for now.

ooc sentencing

[heartstopping]

The group project certainly was a thing that happened but Rolo clearly did not put much (read: any) effort into it.

FAILED.

[expi]

No matter what role they have in the gnosia event, they will be at a general disadvantage for the entirety of the event. For example: game abilities (doctor, guardian angel) could potentially fail at any time during the event. Crew will be more likely to be targeted by gnosia or AC followers. Followers will be be less convincing and will have a harder time deceiving targets. Gnosia themselves may either be less convincing in deception, have a likelihood that their insta-kill ability could fail, or could even find their need to kill amped up and difficult to control.

ooc: sentencing.

[ashaya]

So.

Spock did a few things. You know, just a few. Don't worry about any of it. No, really. I'm warning you.

In sum: while some of these are ongoing, Spock had his soft interior wrenched open for all and sundry. This was accomplished for some more than others. He managed to convey actual states of being with Gwen and will be revealing more about Vulcans to her. He similarly will be revealing more to Claude about himself/Jim as that thread goes on. I can't even begin to tell you how much he has told Jim, but it's mostly encompassing Vulcans and bonds and Vulcan biology as related to his sentencing. Also, some actual warm and tender feelings. Gross. Not that he doesn't usually engage in this shit on the bridge in front of God and everyone, but it's more intense than usual. Don't @ me.

However, he was also complicit in Jim's schemes to glitter bomb Jerry. He tweaked his code, knew what it was for, but didn't ask any questions or deliver it. He isn't sorry. Fuck you, Jerry. You're not invited to whatever is going on here.

Also, I suppose his OKCINDR post would apply a little. He was finally free to talk about being a Vulcan, but you know. Vulcans. Better than he has been, at the very least.

APPROVED

[expi]

A few days, or a week or so later (the longevity of his side effects are up to you), the penalty brought on by the Sentencing starts to subside.

It seems that the Council is satiated... for now.

ooc: sentencing

[memori3s]

Minato helped with the murder is bad Foogle Slides presentation!! Do you like the Let's Talk About Murder comic he found on the network and his hand pointing up emoji Jerry... I hope mods have fun grading his group homework 🙏

FAILED.

[expi]

No matter what role they have in the gnosia event, they will be at a general disadvantage for the entirety of the event. For example: game abilities (doctor, guardian angel) could potentially fail at any time during the event. Crew will be more likely to be targeted by gnosia or AC followers. Followers will be be less convincing and will have a harder time deceiving targets. Gnosia themselves may either be less convincing in deception, have a likelihood that their insta-kill ability could fail, or could even find their need to kill amped up and difficult to control.

text

[rebellions]

[ In a shocking twist, this time it's Ragna who contacts Jerry. Willingly! ]

you gonna do something about it?

text

[expi]

To what are you referring?

ooc sentencing

[arachnerina]

Gwen has done several things over this last month, deepening bonds with the people around her. She hosted a D&D night to hang out and bond with people, but she also had a few deep conversations, with Spock, Murderdock, and Peter.

APPROVED

[expi]

A few days, or a week or so later (the longevity of his side effects are up to you), the penalty brought on by the Sentencing starts to subside.

It seems that the Council is satiated... for now.

ooc sentencing

[murderingjustice]

akechi was part of the murdergroup, who's task was to explain/show to fellow chosen why murder is an unforgivable offense. he actually did put work into the whole thing over here but.. he deliberately went his way and not to answer the question in a proper way. basically ending his bit in a big "fuck you council. it all depends on the context".

so.. idk.

FAILED.

[expi]

No matter what role they have in the gnosia event, they will be at a general disadvantage for the entirety of the event. For example: game abilities (doctor, guardian angel) could potentially fail at any time during the event. Crew will be more likely to be targeted by gnosia or AC followers. Followers will be be less convincing and will have a harder time deceiving targets. Gnosia themselves may either be less convincing in deception, have a likelihood that their insta-kill ability could fail, or could even find their need to kill amped up and difficult to control.