Hey Jer-bear! I need a favor. Not for me, but for a friend. You see, she's got a birthday coming up and the thing she definitely wants most isn't from here. Given your connection with, well, everything, surely a man like you can help move things through the multiverse, right? You help me, I'll help you. It's for a good cause. You wouldn't let a girl down for her birthday, would you?
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