NPC INBOX

[expi]

This is the inbox for expiationnet's NPC characters.

JERRY
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expi

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Appointed by the Council to reign in lawlessness in Aldrip, Jerry is a matter-of-fact man that has little time for nonsense. His goals are the Council's goals -- to make sure that peace comes back to the citizens and for the Chosen to carry out the rest of their sentences appropriately.

He is usually in the newly rebuilt City Hall, unless he's apprehending lawbreakers.

Jerry is not his real name, but it's the name that was given to him by a strange, sassy fairy that just seemed to stick. He may grumble about it if said fairy is around, but he's not very keen on giving out his real name, either.

Any lawlessness and rulebreaking or trolling can be sent to Jerry in the various ways listed above in this post. Sentencing proofs will also be sent to this post, with an appropriate subject line.

source @ isopods

Comments

[opheliac]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm pretty sure u were.

1. do u bring kids here?

[expi]

Depends on the child.

But it's not me who brings them here, as I am sure you're aware.

[opheliac]

i know that, moron, but *ure* the only one i can ask since ur higher ups are too much of a chicken shit to show themselves. rather pull strings behind a curtain than face the gun barrels. pretty pathetic, if u ask me.

so. depends on the kid. ok. i just. needed to know if its possible.

2. do u toss people in the slammer? ACTUAL slammers. not this pretty playground.

[expi]

They're not "chicken shit", they are unable to speak to you all.

Would you like to be "tossed into the slammer"?

[opheliac]

if my curse gets out of control, and the cycle starts all over again, then i need u to put me away.

[expi]

... What curse, Jinx?

[opheliac]

what do u mean "what curse"? u know everything about me, dont u? u dummies have a file on me that i cant have access to.

[expi]

We have a comprehensive file, yes.

There's nothing of a curse that I know of.

[opheliac]

people have really bad days when they associate with me. its always me, and it always happens. how would u rate ur day with me so far, jerry?

[expi]

I have had worse discussions with you.

[opheliac]

my point exactly. so are u going do it or not?

[expi]

There is no curse, Jinx. We would have gotten that information when you arrived here.

[opheliac]

u think im going to take ur word for it when u screw with us? nice try, forehead. i know what i am.

now answer the damn question.

[expi]

I haven't "screwed" with anyone.

I will not kill another Chosen. It's not in my nature.

[opheliac]

ugh, ive never dealt with someone SO difficult in my ENTIRE LIFE! then put me away if my "jinx" gets out of control. do SOMETHING u lazy good for nothing.

[expi]

I am not a lazy good for nothing. I do what I was created to do.

Your name is only that. You are not jinxed. A lifetime of tragedy doesn't center on you, but rather the world around you.

[opheliac]

ooooooooooooooh no u dont! dont start babbling lessons at ME, golf ball. the only lessons i listen to are from silco. and even THATS sometimes.

[expi]

What is life but a series of lessons?

[opheliac]

omg kill me. shut up.

[expi]

You are the one who contacted me first.

[opheliac]

i contacted u to give me answers, NOT to spill out bullshit quotes no one has ever made in their lifespan.

[expi]

You got an answer, you just didn't like it.

[opheliac]

because if u know me like u said, then u know i curse everyone around me. and people DIE around me. none of that is a happy coincidence.